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pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder


landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh


Anonymous said:  You wake up next to a dude can't remember but he's hot af



art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins


basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image




cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes


homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen