this charming man

“the average tumblr user reblogs 3 posts a day”

staff is so funny

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

2 hours ago 129,207 notes 2awks2function © xokatya

i swear to god ima put these niggas away fo life

2 hours ago 36,683 notes leolilly94 © newkidsonmycock11

in a moody to see a booty

2 hours ago 12,057 notes livee--high © horsefricker

*throws chair* *smashes table* SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME *punches wall*

3 hours ago 5,017 notes dowhatyoufeelisright © lcate

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers