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" I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
(via metaloverx)

illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????


in court 

  • judge:  sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me:  well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer:  same
  • me:  same
  • judge:  same
  • police:  same
  • obama:  same


1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive




6yr:

last name: blogger, first name: shitty


astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity