this charming man

May26

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May25

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Posted at 8:22pm 32895 notes

DON’T BE A LITTLE BITCH WITH YOUR CHIT CHAT, JUST SHOW ME WHERE YOUR DICK’S AT!

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Posted at 8:19pm 40 notes

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Posted at 8:11pm 567 notes

• Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
• Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
• Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
• Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
• Tumblr: PORN?
• Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
• Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
• Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
• Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
• Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

Posted at 1:50pm 148481 notes

basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you

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Posted at 1:48pm 23196 notes

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Posted at 1:46pm 1617 notes

i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life

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May24

Having a mini heart attack when you swing back too far on your chair.

Me: OMFG I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!

5 Minutes Later..

Me:  *swings back again* YAAAYY!

Me: FUCK!!!!

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