this charming man

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:42:01 -0300

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:04:42 -0300

me at sleepovers

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:23:29 -0300

me at sleepovers

don’t do drugs. do medo drugs and me.do drugs with me. and then do me.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:24:05 -0300

don’t do drugs. do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:21:13 -0300

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:10:01 -0300

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:47:20 -0300

what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:32:19 -0300

what i’m looking for in a man:

will lend me his hoodies

good sense of humor

is a cutie patootie

will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood

good taste in music

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:58 -0300

me: why does no one like me

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:20:04 -0300

me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:18:22 -0300

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

sorry for liking pretty much all your posts lol im sick in bed and your blog is too entertaining atm! haha xx

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:13:36 -0300

haha it’s ok! hope you get well soon

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:12:53 -0300

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is just look up at the sky and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:57 -0300

if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is

just look up at the sky and go

‘it’s jesus

jesus is our man’

i’m 50% cool and 50% cool

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:29 -0300

i’m 50% cool and 50% cool

hey baby are you into broke unstable losers

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:44:24 -0300

hey baby are you into

broke unstable losers

hides good snacks from family members

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:42:35 -0300

*hides good snacks from family members*

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:40:43 -0300

Spice Girls: YO-

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:38:09 -0300

Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:32:17 -0300

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr